Absurd Movies

  • 2012
    Piranha 3DD

    Piranha 3DD

    Piranha 3DD

    4.3472012HD

    After the events at Lake Victoria, the prehistoric school of blood-thirsty piranhas make their way into swimming pools, plumbing, and a newly opened...

    Piranha 3DD
  • 1991
    Career Opportunities

    Career Opportunities

    Career Opportunities

    6.91991HD

    After falling asleep in a Target dressing room, an unhappy heiress wakes up locked inside the store overnight with a local slacker and notorious...

    Career Opportunities
  • 2025
    Book of Joshua: Walls of Jericho

    Book of Joshua: Walls of Jericho

    Book of Joshua: Walls of Jericho

    72025HD

    Led by Joshua, the Israelites abide by God's battle plan and witness the collapse of the mighty walls of Jericho, revealing the power of unwavering...

    Book of Joshua: Walls of Jericho
  • 1987
    Raising Arizona

    Raising Arizona

    Raising Arizona

    7.11987HD

    When a childless couple—an ex-con and an ex-cop—take one of a wealthy family’s quintuplets to raise as their own, their lives grow...

    Raising Arizona
  • 2021
    Lamb

    Lamb

    Lamb

    6.432021HD

    An Icelandic couple live with their herd of sheep on a beautiful but remote farm. When they discover a mysterious newborn on their land, they decide...

    Lamb
  • 2006
    Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    Inland Empire

    6.9692006HD

    When actress Nikki Grace gets the lead role in a cursed film, her world becomes more and more surreal, blending realities and ideas of infidelity,...

    Inland Empire
  • 1986
    The Money Pit

    The Money Pit

    The Money Pit

    6.5121986HD

    After being evicted from their Manhattan apartment, a couple buy what looks like the home of their dreams—only to find themselves saddled with...

    The Money Pit
  • 2005
    Thank You for Smoking

    Thank You for Smoking

    Thank You for Smoking

    7.2022005HD

    Nick Naylor is a charismatic spin-doctor for Big Tobacco who'll fight to protect America's right to smoke -- even if it kills him -- while still...

    Thank You for Smoking
  • 2024
    Don't Move

    Don't Move

    Don't Move

    6.312024HD

    A grieving woman in a secluded forest encounters a killer who injects her with a paralytic drug. As her body shuts down, her fight for survival...

    Don't Move
  • 2024
    Miller's Girl

    Miller's Girl

    Miller's Girl

    6.2652024HD

    A talented young writer embarks on a creative odyssey when her teacher assigns a project that entangles them both.

    Miller's Girl
  • 1977
    House

    House

    House

    7.31977HD

    Hoping to find a sense of connection to her late mother, Gorgeous takes a trip with her friends to visit her aunt's ancestral house in the...

    House
  • 2025
    Fear Street: Prom Queen

    Fear Street: Prom Queen

    Fear Street: Prom Queen

    5.32025HD

    Who will be voted queen at Shadyside High's 1988 prom? For underdog Lori, competition is cutthroat even before someone starts killing off the...

    Fear Street: Prom Queen
  • 2010
    Chloe

    Chloe

    Chloe

    6.12010HD

    Catherine and David Stewart are a well-to-do couple living in a posh area of Toronto, but all is not well in paradise. Catherine suspects that David...

    Chloe
  • 2018
    Z-O-M-B-I-E-S

    Z-O-M-B-I-E-S

    Z-O-M-B-I-E-S

    7.2352018HD

    Two star-crossed freshmen – a zombie, Zed and a cheerleader, Addison – each outsiders in their unique ways, befriend each other and work...

    Z-O-M-B-I-E-S
  • 1997
    Wishmaster

    Wishmaster

    Wishmaster

    6.1041997HD

    The Djinn, having been released from his ancient prison, seeks to capture the soul of the woman who discovered him, thereby opening a portal and...

    Wishmaster
  • 2000
    Mission to Mars

    Mission to Mars

    Mission to Mars

    6.0362000HD

    When the first manned mission to Mars meets with a catastrophic and mysterious disaster after reporting an unidentified structure, a rescue mission...

    Mission to Mars
  • 1991
    The People Under the Stairs

    The People Under the Stairs

    The People Under the Stairs

    6.61991HD

    Trapped inside a fortified home owned by a mysterious couple, a young boy quickly learns the true nature of the homicidal inhabitants, and secret...

    The People Under the Stairs
  • 1995
    The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    4.5581995HD

    A group of teenagers get into a car crash in the Texas woods on prom night, and then wander into an old farmhouse that is home to Leatherface and his...

    The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre
  • 2017
    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul

    5.32017HD

    A Heffley family road trip to attend Meemaw's 90th birthday party goes hilariously off course thanks to Greg's newest scheme to get to a video gaming...

    Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul
  • 2004
    Flight of the Phoenix

    Flight of the Phoenix

    Flight of the Phoenix

    6.0072004HD

    When an oil rig in the Gobi Desert of Mongolia proves unproductive, an aircraft crew are sent to shut the operation down and fly them out. On the...

    Flight of the Phoenix